Literally Anybody Else Announces Running Mate

A Texan man legally named Literally Anybody else is running for President, and has chosen a running mate. The candidate, formerly known as Dustin Ebey, will be a write-in candidate in Texas and is expected to appear by name on the Tennessee ballot. Neal David Sutz, a New Yorker, is his running mate. Else’s platform is centered around a distaste for both major party candidates. (UPI)