Man’s Harsh Reviews Of Apples Go Viral

The website Apple Rankings has gone viral for its bizarre and sometimes harsh reviews of the popular fruit. Writer Brian Frange puts Fuji apples in the “Barely Worth the Calories” category and describes them as a “gravelly choking hazard.” Frange also says the skin of the Ruby Frost Apple is so thick that getting through is “like trying to cross the GW bridge at rush hour.” “I did not realize the apple fandom was so toxic,” on X user commented. (Thrillist)