Headline: Police Find Squirrel In Florida Man’s Shirt

Earlier this month, police reportedly found a squirrel in a Florida man’s shirt during a traffic stop. 23-year-old Derek James Foreman was pulled over by Clay County officials for erratic driving. “His driving was so bad, other motorists were calling in to report him,” the Sheriff’s office said. Officials say Foreman had a live squirrel in his shirt. “The squirrel was eating me, that’s why I was swerving,” Foreman allegedly said. Foreman was given a breathalyzer and then taken into custody. The squirrel, unharmed, was released. (Motor Biscuit)