Florida Man Peed On $10,500 Worth Of Spam & Sausages At Sam’s Club

A 70-year-old Florida man, Patrick Mitchell, was arrested in Lady Lake for allegedly urinating on two pallets of Spam and Vienna sausages at a Sam’s Club outlet. A witness reported the incident to store employees, leading to Mitchell’s identification through surveillance footage and membership records. The canned goods, valued at $10,584.54, were deemed contaminated and had to be discarded. Mitchell was charged with disorderly conduct and criminal mischief, with the latter considered a felony due to the damage exceeding $1000. He pleaded not guilty and is currently free on bond pending his arraignment on June 30th. (Thesmokinggun)