On Tuesday, Gwyneth Paltrow dropped her hotly anticipated Goop gift guide, and it’s sexier than ever, with the usual doses of “ridiculous but awesome” hyper-priced luxe items.
This year, in addition to 11 sex toys, there’s a $10,500 Chanel sled, a $34,000 Bubblegum Gym for children — complete with a velvet swing, monkey bars and a slide, a $38,000 mattress, an $8,300 private Yurt and a custom leather bag exclusively for carrying watermelon (price upon request).
For those on a budget, there’s Omakase Berry, artisanal strawberries described as “exceptionally sweet, cultivated in a first-of-its-kind vertical farm tended by bees and AI robots (no, really).” 11 berries go for $50.
Also under $100: personal (and miniature) concrete fireplace for $96, a handy 2022 Moon calendar for $39, the goop Ultraplus Self-Heating G. Spot Vibrator for $85.