Jeffrey Laforge, 40, was arrested in Florida for stealing adult toys from a Walmart in South Pasadena. Laforge is facing felony charges for two separate theft incidents, with a total of $280 worth of stolen goods, including items like a “tush toy” and an “oral stroker.” Additionally, Laforge is accused of stealing a Reese’s peanut butter ice cream. Despite the stolen merchandise being valued at less than $1000, the charges were elevated to felonies due to Laforge’s history of theft convictions. It remains unclear whether the stolen sex toys were intended for personal use or resale. Store security cameras captured Laforge removing the items from their packaging before leaving without paying. (Thesmokinggun)
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